Eric:
Dos Equis approached me about making a commercial called The Most Interesting Man Ever but I refused to claim that I only drink their beer. I went off the grid for three decades to hide from Bermese special agents, only reappearing when a full-body transplant could be arranged. I own 5 different houses in 9 different countries and spend my days perfecting the fine art of legerdemain. I learned mediation and brewing skills from a 147 year old Belgian trappist monk; he is also my barber. My goal is to make enough money to own and raise orphan tiger and panther cubs so they become my allies in the coming apocalypse.
Dan:
I am the brew master of our group - having read every book there ever was on the subject of home brewing. My journey started on an archeological dig in Israel, where I discovered and translated an ancient papyrus script in a cave. Something about turning water into alcohol with step-by-step instructions. In my current job, I...well, if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Nice Guy magazine has voted me Nice Guy of the Year (NGoY) 9 out of the last 10 years with the only loss stemming from a drunken incident at a DC United game. My goal is to manage my softball team into co-ed rec league immortality where we win the championship and then use a specially-made home brew to shower each other instead of champagne.
Casey:
I hold many titles, but my true identity has remained secret throughout time. Currently I play Dwight Schrute in a real-life version of The Office. I also hold the (self)title of "The Common Beerman", am the second nicest man alive (after Dan) and am the only living survivor of the Mt. Vesuvius eruption that blanketed Pompeii in 79 A.D. Later I was known as Emperor Constantine I, but that's a different story altogether. Google Goggles once mistook me for a horses ass. My hobbies include making strange faces at people and uttering the phrase "Oh...my...God..." in a deep voice. I excel at my hobbies. My favorite beers include Kolsch-style beers as well as any brew with salted fish as a flavor-note. I also play a mean didgeridoo.
Other Contributors:
Meg:
If one style of beer were to sum up my personality, it would be a wild ale: funky, tart, possibly a bit tainted, not liked by many but loved by a special few. I hold the Guinness Book of World Records for being the tallest woman living in a high-rise above the 7th floor. I know how to make a perfect prime rib from start to finish - ranch to slaughter to plate. I've auditioned for every TV dance show in the US several times (there's still next season!) and spend my free time choreographing moves to forgotten 80's power ballads. Someday I hope to move to Africa and raise wild animals for my live-action Lion King remake.
